Starkist

Vagina thats smells just like tuna after you hit it.

I got drunk last night and had sex with a Starkist. My shit stank for hours after.

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Starkist Shooter

1 Oz Tuna fish juice
1 Oz Mayo
1 Oz Vodka
Black pepper on the rim

Waiter: What’ll ya have?
Me: Fuck my shit up

Waiter: A Starkist Shooter it is