starschmucks

synonym for Starbucks when you want to accentuate the fact that they overcharge for their beverages.

Let's go to starschmucks. Isn't it fucked how they pretend to buy fair-trade coffee?

Starschmuck

One of those douchebags that hog the outlets and/or comfy chairs for hours on end at Starbucks. Most likely one of those hipsters with no literary talent that hog the comfy chairs at Starbucks while waiting out their never-ending writer's block. Also includes the business people that use Starbucks as a satellite office.

That starschmuck has been sitting there for hours!