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The act of performing vaginal sex on your partner while yanking a long string of anal beads from their rectum.
My partner and I tried a new sexual position last night called starting a lawnmower.
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When a girl goes down on a guy and as she's giving him a handjob he farts.
Guy 1: Man, last night was so embarrassing.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: My girl was going down on me and as soon as she tugged my dick I farted.
Guy 2: Damn, sounds like she was Starting the Lawnmower.
When one goes down on a girl for the first time and tries roughing it up, resulting in pulling the flaps back in a motion similar to revving up a chainsaw or lawnmower.
Unrealistic Girl 1:"Ow, my pussy hurts." Unrealistic Girl 2:"Why?" Unrealistic Girl 1: "Donald tried starting the lawnmower last night."
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