steak knifing

When some one attempts to shave their pubic hair without properly "pre shaving" (i.e. trim, shaving cream, etc.) resulting in a bad rash - just like if you try shaving with a steak knife.

"Ross was steak knifing and got a terrible rash"

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steak knife tuesday

How you feel after nights out as you get older... Go out Saturday night, hungover Sunday, still rough Monday... Suicidal by Tuesday as you still feel horrific

"nah mate can't go out this weekend, got a meeting Tuesday"
"Tuesday?!"
"yea man I cant cope with another steak knife Tuesday"

alabama steak knife

When you're having sex with your little sister, because you live in alabama, but you need to cut her open, because her vagina is too small for your whopping penis.

Bill- I bangin my sister the other day and I need to do an Alabama steak knife.

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steak knife hits

while being severely impaired one loser says "let's take knife hits." the other loser misunderstands him and says "what is a steak knife hit?"

albert, go turn on the stove, it's time took steak knife hits.

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Shove a Steak Knife In My Cliteras

A Slang term for when Someone Messes uo or needs to express something very similar to "fuck me"

*Hurts Hand*

Ow Shove a Steak Knife In My Cliteras!