Steam Deck

Much like Nintendo Switch but better and made by Valve.

It runs Arch Linux so it must be good. Everyone who uses it can legally say i use arch, btw. You can also install Microsoft Windows on it, although doing so is a federal crime because it offends Linux users.

- Did you buy the Steam Deck?
- Fuck, the website crashed. I guess I'll just have to buy for double the price from scalpers.

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Steam Deck

A sexual act which is the combination of the venerable "Cleveland Steamer" with an "Upper Decker". To preform this maneuver, one must first defecate into their willing partner's open mouth. Then after depressing the left ear of the one whom's mouth had just been shat into, they must swallow the still steaming payload. (Attempting to emulate a flushing sound while doing so is optional)

Steam Deck is a powerful handheld gaming PC that delivers the Steam games and features you love.

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steam deck

When you take a shit on the top of the toilet seat lid.

Don't go in the bathroom, I just took a huge steam deck in there.

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Steam Deck Air

The hot air that blows out of a Steam Deck once you play a game with performance that is high for the portable device.

This will happen very frequently, and the allure of the hot Steam Deck Air can be very compelling. Most times you will let it blow on your face like a mini air dryer, or in more known cases, inhale it. It is unknown what the effects are of frequent inhalation of Steam Deck Air.

Holly: So like… does your Steam Deck always have a fan running loudly?

Quinton: Yeah, it’s pretty common for a portable device that plays very demanding games. *aggressively inhales the Steam Deck Air*

Holly: What the fuck are you doing?

Quinton: I can’t get enough of this shit. You want a whiff?