When you creampie your girlfriend and then slap her she is then a steamed creamer
John: rob I gave my girlfriend a steamed creamer and she kicked me out of the fucking car
Rob: that's unfortunate
when a male human ejaculates into a cup, proceeds to warm it in a microwave and then serves it with coffee.
Yesterday i totally gave kendra a steaming creamer...he didn't even see it coming!...if you know what i mean.
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