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I was getting shower head until I gave a steamed dumpling to my girlfriend.
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The female version of a blumpkin. That is, eating out a chick while shes taking a shit.
My neck hurts so bad from the steamed dumpling I gave my wife last night.
The act of dangling a man's scrotum over a woman/man's anus which is then farted upon.
Yo, last night Rusty gave me the hottest steamed dumpling I have ever had.
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That turd which is dropped in the toilet during the time that one's friend/roommate/partner, etc. is in a nice hot shower, thus filling the steamy room with heavy poo stench.
This is usually the result of unfortunate timing, but can be used with malicious intent.
1. "Honey! I know you're in the shower, but I really need to use the toilet. This is an emergency!"
"No! Don't you dare give me the steamed dumpling!"
"Sorry."
2. "It was so funny this morning...Pablo was in the shower and I snuck in and dropped the worst steamed dumpling. It didn't hit him till after I'd already made it out the door."
"Yeah! High Five!"
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After she lets you shove balloons up her ass. You realize she’s a whore and you think of the Steaming Dumpling. Defecating in her pussy standing up.
That bitch was so grime I gave her a steaming dumpling.🥟
When you’ve eaten way to much Chinese food that turned out to be loaded with salmonella. Followed by a raging case of dysentery.
Holy shit, I just took the biggest Steaming Peking Dumpling and my asshole still burns.
A form of foreplay in which a female places her mouth around a man's clothed genitals and blows hot air. The result is a steamed dumpling.
Ian went crazy when he got his first steamed dumpling.
It's freezing in here; can you give me a steamed dumpling?
I got my dumpling steamed!