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Steel Reserve is an intoxicationg liquid customarily found in 22 oz cans and in the value-packed 40 oz glass bottles. Now, normally I'd be compelled to use the word "beer", but that's not going to cut the mustard. This is a HIGH GRAVITY LAGER. That's what they say. After drinking this, you'll feel like someone increased the Earth's gravity field by 70%. Don't get me wrong, it's hands down the best bang for your drinking dollar... but you'll probably get arrested if you drink more than a forty ouncer. So be careful! I have hallucinated and time travelled under the influence of steel reserve.
After I drank a couple of forties of STEEL RESERVE I felt brave enough to fight a cop! And the cop felt brave enough to Taser me till I shit my pants.
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moonshine in a can blackout after a 12pack is GUARANTEED
211 on the cans should be replaced by 911
i drank the steel reserve and wound up getting head on the side of the road with a fatty mcnasty girl
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Steel Reserve, classified as a "high gravity lager" .Also known as simply "two eleven" most commonly has a alcohol content of 8.1 percent. Comes in silver and black cans, bottles are presently being fazed out. A bastard version of less than 5 percent exists in the State of Utah, though only sold for the technicality of it all due to the mormons.
Depending on a persons alcoholic tolerance, the following applies to a typical experience with the 211.
1st Tall can. Major buzz starting to unfold after the last sip.
2nd Tall can, Walking becomes a challenge
3rd Tall can. Lost ability to walk, now focused on crawling.
4th Tall can, All of a persons ability to think to himself is lost and all subconscious and conscious thoughts are effectively excommunicated out the mouth. .
5th Tall can, Very rarely has every been attempted. If one utters a barely recognizable sentence it is considered the equivalent of obtaining a PHD at Berkley.
6th Tall can, The only way to experience the 6th is in the afterlife after your blood becomes 100% alcohol.
"I just had three tall cans of the steel reserve and I'm freakin gone man"
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steel reserve is an adjectival noun describing the feeling induced by or causing the imbibement of steel reserve high gravity 40oz. malt liqour. the drunkedness is a particular heavy one, the type which leads to you thinking it'd be funny to let your girlfriend in on that half-joke you have in your head about how you've always wanted to do her fat friend just "out of curiosity" Also the desire to achieve this state. Generally not giving a fuck.
i've been stuffing envelopes all day and my girlfriend was seen smoking weed with her ex. i'm feeling pretty steel reserve.
or oh i'm so steel reserve right now, i'm about to dance on the table.
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Once only 'reserved' for bums, this dirt-cheap foul swine is now popular among the college crowd, too. Also known as 'blackout betty' or 'boo juice'. Make sure you don't have anything to do the next day because you will need it to recover. On the bright side, it's cheaper than bottled water. Don't drink too much becuase you will not remember anything (sometimes that can be a good thing, though).
Bob: "I went home with who?"
Jim: "Yeah, dude, she looked like Shrek."
Bob: "Friggin' Steel Reserve."
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A get you "piss" drunk cheap and quick drink this is not for the faint of heart. This stuff is strong. I wouldn't recommend drinking anything before or after it. 1 will buzz you, 2 will get you drunk, 3 will make you speak all random thoughts you might have, 4 will make you "piss yourself", and 5 will help you get your a#% kicked by people and inanimate objects. After being bet I could not drink 4 of these Side effects included hallucinating, thinking you a heavy weight prize fighter and superman along with many other bad things after drinking number 5.
Friend- Bet you cant drink 4 of those 211 steel reserves.
Me- After drinking 5. Above side effects.
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The liquid version of placing the barrel of a loaded gun in your mouth an squeezing the trigger.
Pros: Fucks you up for cheap. Most people join the Marine Corps instead. Also works as a substitute for anti-freeze.
Cons:Drinking too much steel reserve can cause spontaneous cumbustion if some asshole throws a match at you.
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