A skater with long luscious brown hair that looks like the reincarnation of Jesus and shreds so hard it makes you want to cream your pants
Oh my gosh look at Steezus Christ back at it again shredding for our sins.
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a holy man who shredded for our sins with his skate board, all while listening to to Even Flow by Pearl Jam.
“WOAH! IS THAT STEEZUS CHRIST DOING A KICK FLIP TO EVEN FLOW?”
Someone who will shred your sins away, looking extremely sexy for an 13 year old man with a full grown beard and the hole-iness of God himself. Damn, they must be full of holes. My favorite, h ttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/1vgUl9ASXh0
Steezus Christ will shred the shit out of God himself, not just our sins.