stick em' up

A long, drawn-out story or joke, that NO ONE thinks is funny (except for the person telling it). May sometimes result in an awkward silence or situation. Generally, a "stick emmm' uppppppp" is used in a group setting when one person is really excited about their story, but by the time they look up at their audience, they notice that everyone surrounding them is pulling their eyes and cheeks closer together with their hands... this is the motion for a "stick em' upppp!"

Basically is "stick emm' uppppp" is something similar to when someone smiles, while putting two thumbs up... then quickly changes their expression to annoyed and immediately turns their two thumbs down, implying that something was actually NOT funny (contrary to what the story teller believes).

Sarah: Have you guys see that episode of Fresh Prince where Will is scared of MADD DOGG, but tries to distract him by saying, "You are Dreamminnngggg" (at this point sarah is waving her hands up and down like Will) (she is also laughing so much she can barely speak)

Hamz, Misha, Siymack, Natasha, Sharghi, Baharak, Nima, Assal: (all have their hands on their face, pulling their eyes and cheeks with their fingers, just waiting to say, "Stick em' up!"

sidenote: once you get the hang of it-- all you have to do is start to move your hands towards your face... and the other person will say, "Ok ok , I get it. I'll stop talking now..."

(at this point, you could technically "stick up" these examples)

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stick it up your ass

A fun and easy way of saying Fuck You!

Talk shit to me well you can take that phone of yours AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!

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stick it up your sacks

Slang telling someone to go fuck theirself.

"I don't give a fuck! Go stick it up your sacks!"

stick it up chicken butt

Prison term: Time to give up the booty! Taking whats mines.

Its going to be the new boys turn: "Stick it up chicken butt!"

Sticked Up

To have/keep a gun on you.

Ex 1. Im sticked up my yute, don't test me!

Ex 2. Im sticked up like a blind man, please touch my balls

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stick up

an armed robbery in which a gun is used to threaten people

A man with a gun tried to stick up my mother when I was a child.

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stick-up

it's a slang expression referring to larceny by threat of violence = robbery.

He was arrested on a charge of a stick-up.
Put ya hands up - it's a stick-up! (U-God - 'Stick-up')

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