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a joke where "if it has a hole, stick your dick in it" is typically the first thing they say.
actually doing this will probably get you killed within a month.
"Dude, why is this road full of holes? "
"I don't know, but stick your dick in it."
"What the fuck! I'm not insane you know."
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When have sex with a girl and then she turns out to be completely crazy amd winds up dragging you into all kinds of drama.
Guy 1: "Dude, that girl is a complete nut job"
Guy 2: "I know! Word of advice man, don't stick your dick in crazy."
When a female is so horny, that she wants her soulmate to fuck her in her ass or pussy. Most have prefered pussy.
"Stick your dick in me- OH YES-".
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When one intentionally inserts themself into a bad situation.
When someone needs something that only a colossal ahole can provide, instruct them to take a deep breath, gather themself, and as they head off to certain doom, state, "Well, time to stick your dick in a beehive."
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Doing something that will do you absolutely no good. Synonymous with piss in the wind
Why would you go to the ATM, you don't have any money. You might as well stick your dick in a fan.
A rule of the utmost priority for any outstanding gentleman/someone who wishes to not be murdered in their sleep.
Baz: I barely escaped with my life last night, this girl I used to sleep with came after me with a machete!
Gill: What did we tell you?
Baz: ...Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Gill: Don't stick your dick in crazy.
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A relatively recent but perennially true maxim, advising one to refrain from sexual congress with the unbalanced.
Bro 1: Dude, that girl with the Tori Amos shirt is HOT.
Bro 2: Bro, bro, always remember: Don't Stick Your Dick in Crazy. Here me now and believe me later.
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