stinging propeller

stinging propeller: When a packet for Salt and Vinegar crisps is used as a condom during sexual intercourse of any type. Often this causes servere rashes on the penile area and can lead to the developement of VSR on the Penis. Sometimes a Cheese and Onion Crisp packet can be used, see 'Wobbly Propeller' for more details. See 'VSR' for more details on that.

Quick, we need to stinging propeller! I don't give a damn about you getting VSR or the fact that there are in a children's playground!