Stink Kiss

When all you can smell is your top lip, because that Nana that never brushes her teeth has just landed you a big wet one on the lips and your top lip smells like the sewer.

Often takes place at a family gathering, hui, marae or reunion.

No matter how many times you wipe that lip it still stinks beyond repair.

What's that smell?? Who shit their pants?? Oh wait it's my top lip from that "stink kiss" from nana.

Nana brush your teeth now I smell like ass

That girl was pashing me now all I can smell is her bad breath.