stink wind

When a republican comes back from a long lunch and stinks up the hallway when he drops a log in the restroom. They are so convinced they shit candy that they don't even notice. Then he wonders why his secretary doesn't want to polish his knob.

"Robert just got back from lunch. I can smell the stink wind already."

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stink wind

The blast of vile air that is caused from subway trains passing through tunnels. Stink wind is experienced at subway entrances, halls, platforms, and through street level grates. Often when people experience stink wind, they react with a stinkface.

S: Brandi, what's wrong? Why are you making that face?
B: *in tears* I just got a waft of stink wind!!! :(

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