To be outdrawn in a poker game, when you have the obviously superior hand, and then to whine about it for hours.
Did you see that hand history? Man, he really got stirfried.
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an alternative way of saying "alright"
or what a drunk tramp used to say
shall we go out?
yeah thats cool
*random person "STIRFRY!!"
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when a girl gives you a blowjob, pukes all over your cock and keeps going.
Man that broad gave me a sick ass shanghai stirfry last night!
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A sex act where a womans vagina is so loose that a man must fit his hand in and masterbate inside her.
Marrya has been around so much, the only way to get off from her is a Minnesota Stirfry.
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Someone who resembles a vegetable in any way, shape, or form. Generally of the legume variety and usually short and/or disabled.
That stirfry had to use the electric shopping cart at Costco.
When an Asian man with a small penis has sexual intercourse with a californian woman
Did you hear that jessica and Mr.Wong had a California stirfry last night?