Stoel

A sick joke the Dutch people made up. They made it my last name and now I get shit for it because 1) No one knows how to say it right and 2) I get shit for it ANYWAYS.
Pronounced 'Stool' wrong or 'Stole' right

'Bri Stoel, stole what? HAHAHA.'

'Hey Foot Stoel, come here!'

'Hey Stoel sample/pigeon.'