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The act of sitting on a random stranger's lap and completely ignoring them.
While sitting at the bar, Shelly walked up to some guy and totally stooled him while he was watching the game.
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1. A tall piece of furniture on which to sit. 2. A small piece of furniture on which to step on. 3. Defecant matter in which to step in.
He stepped onto a stool to sit on his stool but slipped off and fell in some stool.
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The act of thinking while taking a dump.
I have some of my best ideas while stooling..
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Defication from the anus of a person or creature.
After the big party last night, I noticed that my cat left a rather large stool in his litter box.
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A piece a furnature that will beat the shit out of your face
Snuggs threw the stool and he is now referred to as scarface.
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A term for someone who is not only a tool, but also a piece of shit. Hence the word 'stool' is used to describe them, transforming the word tool into a similar word describing fecal matter. Also, since a stool is also a tool for people to sit on, being viewed as implement of this nature would generally be seen as undesirable.
Guy 1: That dude is a total stool!
Guy 2: Yeah he's a tool and a turd!
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n. variant on the term "tool". typically suburban, middle-aged and professionally employed type of tool.
Visibly discernible through their clever juxtaposition of graying pony-tail (or neatly trimmed "too cool to shave today" growth) with "ironic" business wear such Brooks Brothers paired with sandals.
Sub-species found to nest in architectural firms, certain academic climates.
The architect I hired to help me renovate my kitchen arrived on a Vespa, and talked down to me the whole time. What a stool.
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