The BDSM test from bdsmtest.org. The green preferences are what you're up to, the yellow ones are basically 50/50, and the red ones are a definite no.
A: Um... I've got all green on the stoplight test... What does that mean?
B: Means you're a perv
C: What are your stoplight test results?
D: What's that?
C: Are you into BDSM?