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Of a female-form who inflicts wound with her sight and facial expressions, normally on a skirt. It's involved in yoga activities and it's an alpha-female, usually chooses which bar to visit and doesn't allow her other females to choose. She can potentially end up cock-blocking her friends if nobody is talking to her.
She thinks she's tough until her victims fights back.
Let's go talk to the girl next to the evil-looking female with straight bitch-face leaning on the rails of the terrace! No Noah, she is friends of that bitch..
Showing that one is completely serious.
Lindsay Lohan's performance in I Know Who Killed Me sucked; she couldn't say one thing with a straight face.
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when one goes beyond the point of rage and can only make a blank expression or "straight face" due to the severe silent fury building up inside them.
Dude: Hey dude what movie we going to see?
Bro: Predators
Dude: aw, can't we go see twilight eclipse insted?
Bro: (inhails deeply with blank expression while face turns blood red face) i just straight faced so hard i think i need to go to the hospital
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The act of consuming something, usually alcoholic beverages, in a focused and intense manner.
As soon as I get home, there will be wine- straight to the face.
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Watching or reading something funny or entertaining without laughing or smiling.
Directioner watching a One Direction video without smiling, blushing, giggling, or laughing. "How are you straight-facing?!"
Anyone watching an ASPCA commercial without crying or frowning. "Dude, you're totally straight-facing."
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1. Used to describe someone's physical facial expression of seriousness
2. Used at the end of a statement to explain the seriousness of a situation
1. "Dude was posted on the block harbody straight-face yo"
2. "I couldn't even mess wit homegirl, she had sh*t on lock...Straight face yo"
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