strappy boy

-noun

1. A male who is cursed with only appealing to women either young enough to be called jailbait or old enough to be grandmothers. Said males often find this very disturbing and don't know whether to count the attention as good or bad.

2. A male who is only found attractive by females he has no intention of dating or sleeping with.

"I went to the mall with my new jeans and I only got looks from the schoolgirls and old ladies. Why do the hot ones just ignore me?" "I guess you're just a strappy boy."

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