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Referring to a man's mustache that presumably eats out bloody ass holes.
Man, Craig's strawberry starfish duster was in rare form tonight.
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When you finger your girl on the rag until the blood flows like the Niagra then poor beer on her clit and drink it as it drains down to her ass.
I slipped this girl a beer battered strawberry starfish last night and drank the whole beer.
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Justin: So how'd you go with that guy last night?
Matt: It was all shits and gigs until he gave me a strawberry starfish