strike rascal

A person/persons whose attempts at achieving their goals inevitably end in failure of epic proportions, (sometimes abbreviated as $R's).

An impotent/useless individual who seeks out like-minded and similarly useless individuals with whom to associate.

"That guy trying to score the girls at the bar is a strike rascal"
"You're trying to be funny but you're actually just a strike rascal."
"Piss off and go hang with your strike rascals!"