Stripper Sweat

The bodily fluids that pour out of an exotic dancers body. This mixture of sweat, perfume, hair spray, and glitter has a tendency to stick to any and every part of your body.

***stripper sweat can only be removed from clothing and skin by scrubbing with rubbing alcohol

Bob: "Hey man, what's that shit smeared all over your glasses?"

Todd: "Ah, just some of the 'ole stripper sweat."

Bob: "I'll get the cleaning supplies."