Strive For Five

When you have 2 brain cells alone and your friend and/or partner has two braincells alone but combined you have 5

Clown 1: Man I swear we have 2 braincells each
Clown 2: Yeah but together we have 5!
Clown 1: Strive for Five!

Strive For Five

1.) How Mike miraculously attempts to masturbate five times in one day.

2.) Wegmans' encouragement to strive for five servings of fruit per day.

1.) "Mike, does dust come out of your dick at the end of the day?"

2.) "Hey kids, Strive For Five servings of fruit per day! Here's an apple."

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