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Stroke 2 or more hens,chickens or cocks.
Person 1: I was expecting Belle Delphine stroke cocks!
Person 2: She actually stroke a animal/bird called a cock. She could stroke an actual man's private part if she wanted to.
A man who's cock is so filthy that no woman, regaurdless of her low level of standards will not fornicate with or perform any sexual act upon resulting in the last resort of masturbation forever.
Nicole - Why are Mikey's hands always that strange shade of green???
Tiffany - Because he's a beef stroking cock fungus and that's the color of his cock!
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A term told to someone who is talking about how great of a person he/she is and how "great" their accomplishments were over and over again. This person seeking self satisfaction by telling everyone what they did. Often used when someone is seeking attention because of something great they did. Can be used hand in hand with "stroking his/her cock" when referring to someone else.
Tim: Yo, I did so good in my last game dude, that ball I hit still hasn't landed. I definitely won the game.
Mike: That's great now stop stroking your cock.
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An effect on the head of the penis from excessive and/or overly vigorous masturbation, in which a blood vessel bursts and blood leaks within the head of the penis causing discomfort for days. Very much like a CVA (cerebral vascular accident) or stroke, however more accurately described as a PVA (penile vascular accident)
I was vigorously masturbating last night and then pow it hits me... there was blood all over the tip of my cock except it was under the skin ... cock stroke.
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The start of the second verse of "At A Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler
Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off
You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out at a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face
Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with
Now pull up my scrotum
And take that shampoo bottle out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
Tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace
Oh, I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell it's time to make love
But now I can't 'cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you
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absolute next level way of "are you kidding me"
when you lose a game of pool with the first hit, "Are you stroking my cock?!"