Stroking

Why were you looking this up you pervert

I was stroking my penis

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Stroking

A frequently-used discreet word for "masturbating". It may be used in reference to a male or female, and it also may be used when it is done by oneself or by someone else.

If you're in polite company, you would use the subtle word "stroking" instead of the blunt terms "masturbating" or "wanking".

Mum: Did you take Charlie his dinner?

Cheryl: No, I couldn't go in. He was busy.

Mum: What do you mean "busy"? If he's busy, you can still take it in, can't you?

Cheryl: No, he needs his privacy. He was, um... busy stroking himself, Mum.

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Stroking

stroking

(verb)
(painfully)
to have a stroke

Synonyms:
OH GOD OH FUCK IM HAVING A STROKE

Examples:
IM STROKING CALL AN AMBULANCEFIWKJENURBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

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(verb)
(lustfully)
to stroke a diC-

Synonyms:
BIG GAE, sWeET aSS, COCK IN THE AS-

Examples:

*Wattpad writers*: He gently put his hand on his dick stroking it and biting his ear.
His own ea-

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Stroking

Fooling, or pranking; usually said out of disbelief. Slang originates in New Jersey and is commonly heard in surrounding areas.

Tyrone: Yo dawg! You should have come to the club tonight. D-Wayne and Trizzle got into a fist-fight.

Thelonius Jackson: No way! Are you stroking me right now?

Tyrone: No, I'm being completely serious. Trizzle is in the hospital.

Thelonius Jackson: Word.

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Stroking

To Kick and punch someone serverely is "Stroking"

"come and help me bash these two cunts will ya"
"wait a minute i'm still stroking this fucker"

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stroking on the stroke

When a guy masturbates at the stroke of midnight. A sad event when the man should be doing something more worth his time.

Fred: Hey, shouldn't Kermit be celebrating NYE with us tonight?
Joe Joe: Meh, I bet you he'll be stroking on the stroke.

Jane: Hey what did you and Kermit do for Valentine's?
Alexa: I went out with the girls, I bet the poor guy was stroking on the stroke.

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The Strokes

Music that began the original rock music that we now love and cherishfinally. Spastic guitars that blend to make one melodic sound, steady and fact drum beats that create the backbone of the music, smooth basslines that keep you awake while wondering what the hell the bassist is thinking about, and a voice that makes you want to fuck. and then fuck some more.

I am listening to the strokes, ie sex.

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