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stroking the puppy

A euphemism for female masturbation, often accompanied with the words "squatting down" in front of it.

Dylan: She was squatting down, stroking the puppy!
Grace: Holy shit, right in the park in front of everyone?

by mcspiff January 27, 2011


stroking the puppy

homosexual sex act, the two butt cheeks being the puppy, the insertion of the penis into the rectum, missionary is stroking.

a"I heard john's classical overture last knight"
b"oh really, and did it please you"
a"for a moment, although most of the fingering sounded as if he'd been stroking the puppy"
b"sticky fingers"
a"indeed"

by Phil Anthropy October 15, 2008

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