stu juice

Oily fluvial liquid excreted from the rare Scottish beast of scientific name; Stuizzle Fraizzle. An excellent cooking stock in the preparation of meat for Haggis.

During mating season the beast exerts the stu juice as a sensual aid in attracting the opposite sex. This is followed by its characteristic mating call; "IZE IZE IZE IZE!"

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