Stubbed Pencil

A small, skinny penis that resembles a pencil that has been broken in half with the head rounded off.

Your poetry better be good, if not, she's going to be pissed when she finds out your using that stubbed pencil.

AKA: Dwarf Dick, Elf Pecker, twigs sick, and Midget Pipe.

One would most likely have Vienne Sausage envy.