student sandwich

The desperate act of a hungry student, the student sandwich consists of any and all leftovers that can be scavenged from an otherwise empty fridge jammed between whatever can pass as bread.

Student1: What you eatin?
Student2: Salmon, chicken and leftover mince with jalapenos, cheese and beetroot sandwich. And some chestnuts and sauce from the chinese two nights ago.
Student1: ...Student sandwich?
Student2: I want my mommy :(

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