Stunt Girlfriend

A woman you see when it's convenient for you because either you are wounded, non-committal, and/or a player. You have no intention of being in a monogamous relationship, but the constant cuddling, sex, spontaneous trips away, and all of the affection you provide leads her to believe you do.

This is enhanced by liberal amounts of future-talking with shared pronouns, holding hands, and sending regular texts.

We're breaking up. You are too broken, and I'm not your stunt girlfriend until you get your act together and leave for someone else..