A piano that isn't the smartest, but keeps a good attitude.
Bro 1: yo this is one stupid piano!
Bro 2: yea, what's wrong with it?
Piano: M̶͕̲͘̚á̵͖͎̈́y ̧͂ ̵͉̝͐S ̨̲̈́a ̛͠ͅt̴͙̻͗͒á̵̢̮͝n̶̗̾ ̺͈͂r ̛̗â̵͚̞͌i ̰̩͛̇n̶̢̚ ̶̼͑̈h ̱̝̀̂í̴͖͙̆s̴̪̰̑ ̶̐͜b ̗̠͝͝e ̣̰̐a ̞͊m ̶̖̇o̴͇̠͘f ̰͑̐ ̴̬͋d̵̨̠̾͠e ͎̈́a ̰̀̕ẗ̵̛͍̱h̴͔̋ ̵̯̏͜u̴̹̫̇p ̛͙̟̀o̵͎̰̽͌n̴̲̙̓ ̙̄b̵̛͎ơ̶̦̓t ̢͓̒h ̻̀ ̯͝o̵̯͕͂f ͂͜ ̴͇͓͌̈y̴͙͘o ̤̅̚ư̴͍͈̒r̶̡̳̓͋ ̤͙̍͘d̴̩̙͒̏e ͈͋͌c̴̣̱͠r̶͕̿ẽ̵͍͘p ͙̾i ̭̌ẗ̵̗̞ ̟͆̌s ͉̳͊͒ö̶̝̓u̶̘͍̓l̴͎̂͜s̶̭̻̔