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(n.) The part of you that punishes you for things you wouldn't admit to feeling guilty about. This can be through subconscious actions that fuck you in the ass later, or through giving you especially bad physical effects (hangover, half-baked-ness at school, etc.)
I left an empty beer can on my desk and my pops found it. Damn my subconscience.
I woke up feeling like Courtney Love had given me a working-over with a rubber mallet and Andre the Giant was giving me the Heimlich. Must be my subconscience punishing me for the thing with the beer and the tequila and Cindy and the strawberry jam and the passenger seat that we tore out of that Cadillac. God I hate Thursdays.
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Part of the mind which aren't fully aware.
But controls one action's and feelings.
I tricked my subconscious mind into thinking i'm a billionaire!
verb:
1. The act of getting the interest of another person, usually of the opposite gender, without putting thought into it before doing it, and capturing that person's attention. A function of an individual's personality.
2. What an individual is doing when he or she flirts without even knowing his or her actions are perceived as some type of flirt, whether it be simply making a wise crack for a smiling; or, with direct eye contact and raised eyebrows, a simple innocent flirt could be perceived as having a more romantic tone.
Either way, over time, it can lead to serious attraction.
Women discuss how a guy is so funny and he's such a flirt.
He thinks he can't flirt and he completely misses that he is perceived that way by a majority of women with which he comes into contact each day. All he knows is that he makes wisecracks that get a laugh from the ladies and he loves an audience, the smaller the better. What he does is subconscious flirting, and he may be perceived as a persistent, non-stop, incessant flirt without intending to be.
Weeks, months, years or decades later, someone clues him in to the previously-existing or newly-found magnetic attraction.
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when people are kinda racist and stereotype but dont even know it. people who are quick to jump up and accuse a ghetto black bitch of being annoying, but when a bunch of white people are loud and obnoxious they think its just fun.
ghetto bitch: oooo gurl you did not just do too much!!!!
subconcious racist: ugh so loud and ghetto
annoying white douchebag : woooah!!! im totally gonna pork stacy tonight!!!!!
annoying white bitch: omg! brad ur so hilarious!!!!! hahahaha!!!
subconscious racist: aw... those guys are havin fun
guy with a brain: that is subconscious racism dude.
subconscious racist: what?
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One's ability to purposely commit an inadvertent act, without any type of forethought.
The ability to act upon immediate cognition.
Evan's subconscious intuition led him to stab his girlfriend during a live news report which she was brodcasting from Times Square. That was not a smooth move; It landed him 20 years of solitary confinement.
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man i so had a dream i slept with her what a case of subconscious fucking
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When someone creeps and they don't even know it
Stacy was subconscious creeping on her whole friends list, and didn't notice it until half an hour later.