subteranean jizzbomb

A special move/superpower employed rarely by the jizzbomber in which an enemy is fended off by ejaculating in his/her Jimmy John's sub.

My friend pissed off the jizzbomber and was pleasantly surprised when he received extra special sauce on his JJ slim sub sandwich. He was unaware of the effect of a subteranean jizzbomb on his psyche.

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