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To stand/balance on moving subway, much like one would on a surfboard, so as to not come into contact with any germ covered surface. The term "subway" may be used interchangably with any form of mass transit ie, bus, train, T, metro, tube.
Rather than sit next to the homeless man, Joe opted to subway surf.
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Two men after anal sex will preform a subway surf. A subway surf is when one man will lay on his stomouch while the other will stand on his back with his foot inside of his anus.
Tony and Jim just got done doing a Subway Surf, so Tonys butt is sore.
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To walk along train tracks, often whilst graffitiing.
Nah, yeah, Johno and I went Subway Surfing the other night.
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A game that needs ultimate focus and agility which can only be mastered by the greatest of the even greater. The fancy men blessed this game upon us year 2012 this is when the chosen ones rose to take care of with class.
Unknowing fool: omg! What’s that game I’ve never seen it
Mischievous genius: it is subway surf you bastard, now scram I can’t be seen with people of your knowledge class.
Same fool: but I only wanted to know what you were playing
Mischievous genius: you can’t get the gift you have to be born with if, every morning I wake and begin grinding subway surf. It’s not a choice you get chosen by the life style.
The fool: (too flabbergasted to even utter a word falls to his knees and prays in silence…..)