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A person who is a tree often are named wilson
how am i a tree
your such a fucking tree
A tree selected in the woods where a person or many people go to have unprotected drug induced sex.
Hey bobby lets got to the fuck tree
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ElDorado is a small suburb of Wichita, KS. It is most well known for a rare tree lying within the towns city limits.
El Pupper Fuckerous Arbortiti is the last of its own kind. Loosely related to the Cottonwoods of North America, El Pupper is unique in that it’s ability to monogamously reproduce has been proven defunct by genetic makeup.
El Puppers expected remaining life is not easily predictable. We do know that it will never fuck around on you. It will always be at the selected meeting place, and that it will never give you any shit. These few facts about the tree lets us know that the specimen leaned more toward the male spectrum of the botanical informuscuous.
Did you hear what happened at the fuck tree yesterday?
One who fucks goats and jumps from tree houses.
"Get off my computer you goat fucking tree house jumper!"
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A way to tell a person to leave you alone when they're annoying you.
similar to playing go hide and fuck yourself
Girl: Omg Tommorow's my Birthday! Do you want to Come!??
Boy: No Go Fuck A Tree
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A dick of exceptional size, approximatelty the length of an enitre willow tree. Its the marco polo of the pussy, no stuffing needed. only the best pussy is capable of handling it.
"Only Tori and Catherine are goood enough for my pussy fucking willow tree."
"DDaaaamn im sore from that pussy fucking willow tree."
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When you jump out of the top floor of UNI's dorm noehren and land your anus right on a tree. You then bark like a dog and squint your eyes until you sweat.
Hey guys did you watch that game on tv last night?
Yes it was awesome, but my ass hurts from doing the noehren tree fuck!
Lets go to Coldstone.
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