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suck eggs

1) to come up empty in an attempt to achieve. 2) a command to 'get lost' or to 'buzz off'. often used in the form 'go suck eggs.'

1) Jimmy applied to law school, but after a dismal score on the entrance exam he realized he was going to suck eggs. 2) Johnny asked Alesa to the prom, but after that stupid prank he pulled at the homecoming dance, she told him to go suck eggs.

by John W Phillips August 31, 2006

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suck eggs

Slang for performing oral sex on a woman.

"I'll teach your grandma to suck eggs!"

by Marcus Dailey November 4, 2006

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Suck eggs

Typically used to replace โ€œfuck offโ€ and especially effective when showing your ring finger and middle finger together.

Go โ€˜suck eggsโ€™ mate.

by Dank Dyl December 2, 2017

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sucking eggs

Another way to say you suck balls

Anthony is an egg sucker he loves sucking eggs

by OLLY-A January 2, 2018

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suck egg

Telling someone to suck on a egg, only the word egg. As they will look stupid sucking a egg.

Suck egg ali

by serivers May 2, 2011

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you suck eggs

meaning u really suck, came from spongebob squarepants acuz squidward was voted most likely to suck eggs in high school, also from FLCL when the psycho lady wit pink hair sucks two scrammbled eggs off sum bald guy's head

god ur mean u rly suck eggs!!!!

by arat dna ynnej December 27, 2005

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teaching grandma to suck eggs

Teaching some process which should already be known, especially to a person who should already know it.

"What does this woman think she's doing? Teaching multiplication to a Calculus class is like teaching grandma to suck eggs!"

by Douglas Baker July 15, 2005

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