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sucking rugs

A salacious way of saying you are going to clean carpets and/or rugs, meant to make the non-carpet cleaning layman you are having a conversation with question if you are actually going to clean any carpets at all, or if you are just performing cunnilingus for your customers.

Scott could hardly talk when he got home after spending an entire day sucking rugs.

by psully May 30, 2018


Sucking rugs

A horribly salacious way of trying to say you are cleaning carpets and/or rugs, with intention of making the reader ponder if you actually cleaning carpets or performing cunnilingus for customers.

He smelled something awful last night after an entire day of sucking rugs.

by psully May 25, 2018

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Suck some rug

Slang term among carpet cleaners for cleaning carpet.

Lead: Well, lets go suck some rug.

Assistant: ok.

by pythonruiz September 17, 2012