Suckling Pig

A morbidly obese male that smells like ripe cheese that has an obnoxious and unhealthy obsession with lactating female breasts. Suckling Pigs generally troll Craigslist and other social media sites and post ads and comments in their zest for lactating females.

Did you see that ad on Craigslist the other day looking for a lactating female willing to share her milk?
Yes! I responded. It's that same Suckling Pig that posted before. I fed him once, but he was a creeper.

Suckle Pig

A fat specimen for the town of waroona, loves throwing chairs as much as hitting on 16 yr old and sinking tinnys with the younger ones.King of the Den and always will be.

Who threw those chairs last night,

It was Suckle Pig

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