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Sucks donkeys

When you want to proclaim that something sucks ass (which means it sucks real bad) but you are in the presence of someone that prevents the use of profanity. Eg. your Grandma or Mother-in-law or bosses wife or some other uptight bitch.

Man Grandma, this meat loaf sucks donkeys.

by Skiperoo Nasty May 10, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


sucks donkey dick

Something that is worse than what is usual for something that "sucks."

This movie sucks donkey dick.

by TomD1969 January 11, 2011

47๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


sucks donkey balls

Really fucking sucks. Really.

Waking up in the morning & realizing you're out of coffee.
Sucks Donkey Balls.

You breaking up with your boyfriend to date his younger brother.
Sucks Donkey Balls for your ex. Boo hoo.

Your phone falling out of your pocket & into the toilet as you're about to go pee (girls)
Sucks Donkey Balls

by ThatGirl79 December 8, 2013

27๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


That sucks donkey dick

It sucks in a big way.

I lost my job. Jeez man that sucks donkey dick.

by nicole_luvz_cox January 12, 2011

40๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


hannah sucks donkey dick

hannah sucks donkey dick

hannah sucks donkey dick

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


cum sucking donkey fucker

a person who smokes copious amounts of donkey pole or someone who is a real cunt


dave: man, c.c. totally bogarted that joint last nite
jen:I know
dave:greedy bitch
jen: hes a cum sucking donkey fucker

by daves not here July 29, 2006

19๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


sucks the donkey dick

The mid-20th century phrase used to express disdain of a person, place, thing, or particular situation.

Some have expressed the idea that this phrase is the one from which the shortened version of simply "sucks" was derived.

You know what sucks the donkey dick?
I totaled a Dodge Viper and broke my back.

by Gabe Boyce February 23, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž