sugar the cookie

When you have sex while your partner is baking.

I know your baking brownies but, I'm horny; can we sugar the cookie?

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Sugar Cookie

A SUGAR COOKIE IS A COOKIE!!!! It's not anything to do with butts or the beach. It's a freaking cookie!

Mike: "Dave, these sugar cookies are amazing!"
Dave: "Thanks Mike, I made them with my grandmas recipe"

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sugar cookie

When a woman sits on the beach in a bikini (or nude) and sand accumulates on her buttocks. Named after the actual bakers confection.

Gonna get me a sugar cookie...

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sugar cookie

Navy slang (specifically used by SEALs) to refer to an exercise (aka "evolution") whereby the trainee combines vigorous exercise on the beach with cold surf, alternating between running back and forth between the waves and dry sand, building up a coating of sand against the trainee's shivering skin, much like the superficial crust of sugar on a delicious sugar cookie.

Used more generally to indicate the trainee is about to suffer from cold and exhaustion.

BUDS Instructor: "Hit the surf! Give me some sugar cookies!"

BUDS Class (shivering): "Hooyah!"

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Sugar Cookie

ITS JUST A COOKIE, NOTHING SEXUAL. IT CONSISTS OF 1 and 1/2 cups of butter 1 cup of sugar, brown sugar if wanted, etc. ITS A DAMN COOKIE.

“Hey John, what’s that?”
“Nothing much, just a sugar cookie.”

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Sugar Cookies

A male's balls

Hey! Let me have a taste of your sugar cookies. There better than grandma's.

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Sugar Cookie

It’s a god damn cookie. Not a butt, not a handjob, a cookie. Ingredients:
Butter
Milk
Eggs
Brown sugar
Flour
Sugar
Nutmeg
Cinnamon
Willpower

“Hey John, what’s that?”
“Just a sugar cookie.”
“Like a-“
“NO. A ducking cookie Carl.”

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