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Dog backwards

God is dog backwards

by TAL3452 January 2, 2017

9735๐Ÿ‘ 1979๐Ÿ‘Ž


God

An entity whose opinions on the consumption of pork has been a matter of hot debate amongst the world's religions.

Jew: "YHWH strictly forbids the consumption of pork."

Christian: "No He doesn't! Jesus and Paul took that law back a little while later."

Muslim: "Yes, He does forbid it, the Jew is right for once! Allah made this very clear 600 years after Jesus and Paul were alive!"

Pagan:"No, the gods do not forbid eating pork. In fact, we have to throw the bones of our slaughtered livestock into the communal bonfire to scare the demons away!"

Hindu:"Not true, the Dharmic law forbids eating any meat, including pork. Eating pork will only anger the gods."

Atheist:"I can't believe we're actually talking about stuff like this..."

by Jack Torrance-Overlook Hotel January 10, 2009

8150๐Ÿ‘ 2020๐Ÿ‘Ž


God

Some say he doesn't exist, others say he is indifferent. Still others say he is the picture of love and he is all-powerful. Some claim to follow him but don't truly do it, some scoff at his followers, and a rare handful of people actually follow him.

Look at a true believer to see what this is like. They are supposed to be an example of God's love.

by Karo-san August 22, 2009

1355๐Ÿ‘ 350๐Ÿ‘Ž


God

The only word with no universally accepted definition.

How many definitions of God can there be? Well, I guess I better go to god-defined.com to find out.

by god defined August 26, 2009

514๐Ÿ‘ 153๐Ÿ‘Ž


God

That which cannot be known or directly comprehended. One can intuit the existence of the "divine" but no sense(s), mental powers, or combination thereof can confirm same. A child is more likely to have a sense of the sacred. An adult must often rely on nature, scripture, or some other accessory to simulate a knowledge of the divine.

Humility is a necessary characteristic of God otherwise how could something so great become so small?

by AnalAl September 11, 2022

69๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


God

A word that theists and atheists alike, scream about.

Theist: PRAISE (Insert the name of the god(dess)(es/s)here) IF YOU DON'T YOU WILL (Insert punishment adminstered for not worshiping the god(dess)(es/s)

Atheist: YOU ARE A (Insert blatant insult here) FOR EVEN CONSIDERING TO BELIEVE IN (Insert the name of the god(dess)(es/s)'s name here)

by Aeschere December 15, 2006

535๐Ÿ‘ 218๐Ÿ‘Ž


God

Universal scapegoat.

When people can't justify their actions through reality, they justify their actions through God.

by GoAskAlex1991 August 1, 2011

1482๐Ÿ‘ 701๐Ÿ‘Ž