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When a man shit's on a woman's mouth forcing her to eat the fresh mudcake.
We were going really hard and I finished up with a sunday lunch
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When a conservative married couple performs passionate oral sex for each other in between morning and evening church services, as per Southern Baptist tradition.
"The Davidson's asked us to lunch after churcn, dear, but I turned them down. Don't worry, I didn't tell them that we had a Baptist Sunday Lunch planned."
The EASIEST meal you'll ever have! Heh heh...
That's an analogy, people. Spell it out... this is a subtle way to hint that someone is "a less-than-challenging conquest for the opposite sex."
Similar in form, but not meaning, to c u next tuesday.
The preacher was horrified to discover that his angelic daughter was known around town as a Sunday Lunch Under a Tent. Oh the irony.
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