super general monster cock

the highest rank in any militant system of which the only way to achieve is to kill an enemy with ones erection. it puts one possesing the title above all others and women fall to their knees before him. in all, the greatest men alive.

*note; women cannot reach this rank do to lack of weapon*

Guy1: dude the other day i was out walkin out in town and this guy tried to mug me, i had forgotten my kniofe and was forced to use the only weapon i had.

Guy2: congradulations, you have officly recieved the rank of super general monster cock.

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