sure you will

very sarcastic - means 'i don't really want to know but your going to tell me anyway'

sure you will tell me, you wouldn't not

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surely you jest!

"you must be joking!" or "you can't be serious!"

John Bull: "The Labour Party winning a majority in the next election?? My good man...surely you jest!"

John Doe: "I jest you not! And don't call me Shirley!"

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sure you do

Sarcasm. Another way of telling a person that they don't know what they are doing.

Luca: I know what I am doing
Regina: Sure you do

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Surely you jest

An iconic meme used by instagram user glutenpee

“Have you heard of glutencord?”
“Glutencord? Surely you jest”

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Are you sure

An annoying question asked usually by women to their significant other after they have been given an answer already to a preceding question.

Woman: Honey?
Man: Yes dear?
Woman: Did you take out the trash?
Man: Yes honey I did.
Woman: Are you sure?
Man: (grumbles to himself annoyed "fucking bitch, I just told her I did!")

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Are you sure

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Are you sure?

A phrase used to make fun of a person for saying something completely obvious.

Person 1: *drops her purse and already leans to pick it up*
Person 2: you dropped your purse.
Person 1: Are you sure?

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