Surf & Turf

To get head while your girl is taking a shit

I need some Surf & Turf; Hey mike you smell that it remind of that time I got some Surf & Turf; Hey babe I'm going to the bathroom & I want to give you some head come get this Surf & Turf

surf & turf

A dinner with steak and lobster or shrimp.

At the cheap restaurant, the surf & turf comes with shrimp. At the five star one, it comes with lobster.

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surf & turf

watching surf documentaries while smoking weed

Gretchen, want to come over for some surf & turf??

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surf and turf

Vaginal and anal intercourse, whether sequentially by one person or simultaneously by two. Surf is for the shrimpy front, turf is the for the soil and fertilizer in the rear.

After wining and dining her on champagne, steak and lobster, he was looking forward to returning with her to his place for the surf and turf dessert.

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Surf and Turf

Boomer here. It used to be a really nice steak cooked to perfection and lobster with lots of butter. Going out to surf and turf was great eating.

Let’s do out for Surf and Turf at Red Lobster.

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surf on turf

when you eat a girl out

i just got barreled now I'm going to surf on turf, my old lady is going to love it

Surf and Turf

When you have a dick in your butt while you have your dick in a butt

Matt: You excited for the three some with Tammy?
Tom: Yes, but none of that surf and turf shit…

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