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A surf and jerk is when you get a handjob while eating seafood.
Hey remember Brenda from last night, well she gave the best surf and jerk ever .
To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.
My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.
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when you and a friend run a train on a chick and you grab a bottle of tartar sauce fill her mouth and vagina and them slap her in the face whole yelling out "arggg" like a pirate
Bro this chick let us run a surf and turf circle jerk i was dead lol
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When a girl is straddling grinding you while giving you a handjob
Jessica was on her period and super horny last night so i settled for a surf and jerk.