surf nose

A gush/ torrent of water released from the nose after surfing. Water becomes trapped in the nasel passage and can be released some time after you have exited the water.

"I got surf nose last night when sitting in the RockFood bar. It was very funny- my t shirt got soaked in salty water"

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nose surfing

Wearing a protective face mask improperly by exposing the nose, leaving the nostrils free to expel germs.

Look at that woman nose surfing over there! Hey, Karen, get those little nostrils in the barn! What makes you think your germs aren’t infectious?!?

I can’t stand these nose surfers!