surprise racism

When a person you've known your entire life to be a decent person or someone who hasn't expressed it during conversation yet suddenly and obliviously expresses casual racism in conversation. Surprise! It's racism!

1: "Hey guys, want to go get some Chinese for tonight?"

2: "Hell yeah! Sounds good!"

3: "Yeah! Great idea! 'Ching chong bing bong', as they say!"

1: "Dude, not cool."

3: "What!?"

2: *facepalm* "Talk about surprise racism."

1: To 3 "Now you can't come along, jerkface."

3: "Seriously! What!? And I was all ready for chink food."

1 & 2: "DUDE! WHAT THE HELL?? STOP IT!"

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