a fail way of spelling surprise sex.
surprize sex:
A jolly spin to date rape.
"It's not rape, it's surprize sex!" explained Chase.
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"It's not rape, it's surprize sex!" explained Chase.
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This is the act of shouting surprize right before you rape someone thus making the kidnaping legal in a court of law.
Surprize Sex Scenario1: *guy attempts to rape girl*
Girl: FIRE!!!
*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*
Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before raping girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!
*They all lived happily ever after*